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(Semi-poo says,
"Now that's the real McCoy!")
Tis better
to be
Divine
than not.
Feeling
the burden, banality and boredom of being a mere mortal?
Well, then you're in for a bit of serendipity!
Yes, the decree for this one day is that
humanity can ascend to the Heavens and become Divine!
Is
there a catch, you ask...
with doubt and disbelief in your
jaundiced, bloodshot
eye.
Of course there is!
Your transformation from mortal to immortal must be accomplished thus:
-
Create an avatar of your Divine self here:
The Doll Palace
(or you can use any other graphic you'd like)
[Sargie yells: "Keep it clean!"] -
Give yourself a new Divine name
-
Post your new, fresh look in this thread.
-
Tell us just what you are the Goddess or God of (example: Goddess of Power Tools -- though Corny's got that one! *lol*)
---Notice! Historical accuracy not required!---
Disclaimer:
- Guaranteed
for 24 hours and no more.
No
arguing about it! Go back to accepting your miserable lot in life as
a human. - If
you're not satisfied , don't blame us.
Talk to the hand!
- Void
where prohibited.
{Like in Hades.} 
Minors not allowed. - Older
models may require extra treatment.
- Limited
offer.
Period. - Not
liable for damages, bodily
or otherwise.